- "America?" said Mrs Liberty. "Won't we get scalped?"
- "Good grief, no!" said William Stickers, who was a bit more up to date
   about the world.
- "*Probably* not," said Mr Fletcher, who had been watching the news lately
   and was even more up to date than William Stickers.
        -- Still looking for a good place to party
           (Terry Pratchett, Johnny and the Dead)